Not only Fordham, he transferred to Wharton and graduated from there.

. . .wait a minute, Florida doesn't have hills!

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No, but to be fair it's the middle of the night and I've been drinking so I'm somewhat less brilliant than usual.

I've been white my entire life and I've never even heard of such a thing.

Jesus Fucking Christ, how hard is it to understand that I have a fucking DVR already?

I'm almost certainly smarter than you and I can't do it, so I'm skeptical. . .

It's been a while since I studied grad-level physics. . .does time run differently in the Phantom Zone or no?

Is Dick playing Cameron, or Christ? Wait, nevermind, stupid question, the correct answer is both.

So when you said Toasterlad's story had you spraying cum everywhere, what you meant was. . .

The trick is to drop acid before playing, so everybody's thought processes are batshit crazy.

But you basically all but said that you think parties with strangers are a terrible setting for anything, so. . .

This thread went off the rails surprisingly quickly, I have no idea what anybody thinks they're doing.

Not in the Top 5 of things I miss about the West Coast, but very likely makes it into the Top 10.

. . .seriously?

I was fixing on what Ptonomy and Syd said about David's memories not showing any signs of being faked unless he were responsible, so thinking that the coverup was his own mind's doing, but I didn't consider that there might still have been a less direct external influence on his mind. I like this idea.

"Communion will now be celebrated using straight whiskey."

You don't want to risk making Geraldo angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angr. . .you'd like him even less, I mean.

No, O'Neal hadn't read the article beforehand, he just happened to be tweeting during his weekly Wednesday morning bender.