Dat alien astral plan landscape tho

That. . .doesn't address my (uber-first-world) problem at all.

Because FX is weird, it's counterprogramming against itself or some bullshit so I have to choose between Sunny and Legion to watch first every week, and starting last week, the latter has won out. A pity, since Sunny's having a very solid season, but Legion's just been getting too compelling.

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"Donald Trump"

When unfortunately, your greasy balls are more of an olfactory effect.

Accounting is one of those things that I expect is actually a lot more interesting than people think it is.

I recently worked briefly at Home Depot and now my greatest regret is that it wasn't for long enough to get laid there.

Wow, what an endorsement!

Anybody have any advice on how to get the cute couple at work into a threesome?

What about the racist, sexist, conspiracy theorist cat videos?

In college my roommate and I created this fake religion based on the idea that there was a single human consciousness that lived out the existence of every human past, present, and future, but jumping around in time, progressing in order of least to most enlightened human ever.

That just raises the question of when are those two going to work together?

Is she familiar at all with the work of Tom Hardy?

The dulcet, short-fingered tones are coming from inside the house!

I was trying to do development work all day in a system hosted by AWS, so suddenly some annoyances potentially have an explanation.

That bassline really tied the song together, and this guy and the headline writer had to piss all over it. Buncha nihilists, man.

Ann Coulter?

it was filthily debauched and you know it.

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