When Earth sends its people, we're not sending our best. We're not sending you. We're not sending you. We're sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

Since childhood, I've thought that this is one of the greatest collections of words ever assembled, and it doesn't get referenced enough. Thank you.

We're spending all this money, millions of dollars, to blow up the moon, when there are so many things here on Earth to blow up … Mount Everest, the North Pole, et cetera. We're earthlings, let's blow up Earth things!

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings, too
They'll see you on the dark side of the moon

YOUR MOTHER IS THE FRIEND OF ALL THEIR DADS!

Gamera!

Little-known Constitution signer Jared Ingersoll.

Close: it's actually a Law & Order spinoff you haven't seen yet.

And if you stare at the back of a dollar bill while stoned, you gain total understanding of the Masonic rituals this country was built on.

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Maple Star was the name of a stripper, right?

Well, he has two ears and a heart, doesn't he‽

You could look on the bright side and focus on the possibility that human history may not last much longer. . .

Not really, no.

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Little known fact: part of his method was that he literally kept a watch up his ass for five years for that role.

I'm not watching, so I'm just commenting on comments on the Oscars.

Come on, now, that's racist.