Upvoted.

I worked a night shift unloading retail freight briefly last year. I absolutely could not take those hours, just pure misery.

This is your idea of throwing a fit? I thought you worked in a mental hospital, man!

Upvoted.

Rabin's ears are burning!

No they don't.

Sam the Eagle loves this country. I think he knows better.

Please don't slander the good name of Muppets like that.

Funny you should mention "Blurred Lines" since I randomly had the urge to play "Got to Give It Up" earlier today while working.

I momentarily misread the headline and thought that Paul Mooney had made a bonkers Sundance comedy, and after some thought I must say that I prefer that version of reality to this one.

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I'M NOT THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP

But with Wolverine' s immune system, you know it would be completely sanitary.

Let's face it, if you had the chance to give Wolverine a rim job, you'd take it.

Patton after slapping invalid: I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do.

Violence is a highly adaptable plan with a long and venerable history!

You should just be grateful that "Shia Labeouf's live stream" doesn't signify some kind of performance art about having an audience watch him piss.

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Dennis Reynolds, apparently, would be into it.

I laughed, I cried. Then I came and went to sleep.