Because they're too cheap to pay for real porn!

Admit it, Guy, you love to spy on them boning, don't you?

The Fawltys

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Those bastards!

Do a lot of your acquaintances make the kinds of decisions that call for this kind of warning?

People are going to start thinking you're a nerd!

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I would be tentatively on board with an all-puppy version provided we could all be mature and not make any "clever" jokes about bitches.

RTFA

*Carrie Brownstein walks out*

And let's face, it, a shrink who's appearing on Steve Harvey can't be very proud of what they've made of themselves either.

Well, I just know I've occasionally noticed thank yous for the tip at the bottom of some Newswires. No idea what the hit rate is, of course.

Yes, but I don't recall who.

Submit your Newswire tips here.

Nudity being necessary for happiness isn't the same as it being sufficient.

"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."

Aliens really ought to be seen on a larger screen than a tablet. . . :(

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