Hrrm, does anyone remember Kenny vs. Spenny?

No dice. A tuna killed my brother.

In retrospect, giving Trump the idea to call the president "Darkness" during the White House transition just served to make everybody uncomfortable.

Don't speak too soon!

Aw, crap, that's supposed to be a metaphor‽

Because it's the only game in town.

What can they possibly know about romance if I've never heard of them before?

Well, more unusual events have happened, I suppose. . .

I hope that somebody is you!

If you want a vision of the millennial experience, imagine your avatar stamping on a human face, forever.

I hope somebody tells Matthew Rhys to go back to Russia.

He's a 25-year-old powerlifter.

I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

Yes, but Wilford Brimley was born to play an old man.

Plz come back after and post video.

Olivia de Havilland's still available, isn't she?

No reason you can't take hallucinogens and listen to "Baba O'Riley" for the first time tripping.

Orgasmic spinach sauce is what Popeye ejaculates.

Someone just griped about clickbait headlines, and it's what you need in your life right now!

I've been belatedly catching up on most of The Larry Sanders show and I've recently gotten to the endgame and the episode where Hank auditions to host a new game show Sajak's producing. It was awesome. That is all.