Just one of the many great tastes I enjoy!

How else to be a proper representative of Texas womanhood?

I don't! But that raises the question of who has been using my good name.

Something tells me Steve Harvey's the kind of guy who does that, given the chance.

So that's why you go out at night, eating cars?

And doyou think this fact reflects more on your character, or on Kirk Cameron's?

Do we, though? I like to think I have too complex a palate to be easily comprehended.

Wow, you really are more animal than man.

In that case you're really missing out.

You do not want Eddie Huang cockblocking you, man.

Residual goodwill for Paul Harvey?

You're missing out. . .

Just "grood."

I went to a wedding at that place once. It was not very pornographic.

As you get older, you'll learn that that's the only way to talk about Dabney Coleman.

You worship a priapistic goat man?

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*shuts door*

BAZINGA