Let's just say that where one would awaken it, the other would put it back to sleep again.

Are you the Keymaster?

Naw it's good, the herpes are only around front and she only ever wants anal.

*spit take all over computer screen*

No, I assure you your mother delivers exactly as promised.

It's true. I never even got a letter about it.

I wasn't born yet then!

That's more of a Shark Tank kind of twist.

Why can't he just hit up his brother Charlie Sheen for money?

It was even more of a missed opportunity not making the cast all white and retitling it Potato CHiPS.

♫ Twinkle Twinkle Estrada
How I wonder donde está. . .♫

I think this is like how Whitney Houston was too rich for crack?

A Jack White/?uestlove musical collaboration would be legit awesome.

Weed and skiing. I want to move there myself!

Fuckin A, man, I got a rash, let me tell you, man. Fuckin A.

Jim Rash is a Good Egg.

*Americans File Restraining Order Against Billy Corgan*

Did somebody say "blow on the spoon?" Show me!

Nudie suits all the way.

I know, when are those two just going to fuck alrrady?