"When a man is tired of Batman, he is tired of life."

Well, now I know who I trust to heal our nation's racial divides.

Oh neat, I did not know that before.

Third Base!

I like to imagine Christie's not invited to the inauguration just because Trump's a dick like that.

You do as told, or you're gonna end up stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of Jersey.

Meet the new Boss, same as the old Boss.

Three words: Felicity's New Haircut.

Well, that's more than my vanilla ass has been interviewed for!

And after that his parents keep him on lockdown for a while so all he can do is Jack-in-the-Box.

THANK you, I couldn't remember what the term for it was. I wanted to say "vore" but I believe that would be if Jughead got off on the idea of the burger/hot girl/hot guy eating him.

Jughead, for short.

*smash cut to Mrs. Dikachu*

There you go, that's an underrecognized fetish, can this show just go with that and call it a day?

Of course he's not cool, but never mind that right now!

Yeah generally you want to err on the side of not disappointing the mysterious robot cabal.

Well the AV Club demo's sure locked down.

J Mascis is more of an idea than a man. . . .an idea with long hair that throws everybody off.

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Woo-hoo!