Yassss.

Awesome. At least one of us is a genius!

Just. . .every variety of Cosby from House of Cosbys. A Pope for each one of those.

Dare we say, ultramontanist?

There are worse subreddits to inspire a civilization with. Far, far, far worse.

Alas, poor whoredick; I knew him, Lothatio: a fellow of infinite jizz, of most excellent handies. . .

Bap-bap-bada-bap-bap-bap-badada-bap-bap-badada!

Nor the valuable services provided by drug salespeople.

I now have an image of you bringing home some bottles of Bud just so you can use them as dolls and make them act out an evening that results in voluminous making out AND I LOVE IT.

They say everypony has a special skill they're best at, and it seems we've found yours.

Try Johnny Carson instead.

Old Man Yells at The Cloud

Don't drag U2 into this, now!

That's a Pierre Boulle book.

I changed my comment so it's a Heinlein/Crichton book now.

I'm from Isla Nublar and I say kill 'em all!

I should have thought the golden shower conversation would have opened the floodgates for what's acceptable in your office.

The pandas are coming!
So hide under your beds!
The pandas are coming!
They'll rip your ass to shreds!

Well, I was among the commenters here who was prepubescent at the time, so I'd fucking better have increased girth by now. . .

No, but they can play that fantasy for the right price. . .