WHORES. FORNICATORS.

Just tweet it, yo.

I see we're still pretending that brief Beavis and Butt-Head revival never happened, but seriously, it was actually quite good!

Yes, but the kidnappers have left seventeen messages and nobody's returned their calls yet.

Did you know if you laid every liquor bottle that got emptied on the show end to end it would reach from the Earth to the moon?

*Pours one out for Beach Dicks*

Your nose is runny.

♫ Sometimes every turd is wrong
Now it's time to shit along. .. ♫

You've just reminded me that "Satan Laws Are Coming to Town" is my favorite segment The Daily Show ever did and now that I'm down here I should maybe try to make a pilgrimage to that place.

The library I go to has semiprivate booths you can use.

Use the buddy system!

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I'm going to just assume they were marijuana farmers because that's just the kind of guy I am.

Unimpressive. Twins would have been a more efficient use of resources.

Sure no problem! I'll mail you the box set when I get around to it.

This made me wonder if Nardwuar's ever interviewed Al, and I was pleased to learn the answer!

I'm still upset that Phish never actually covered "Gin and Juice."

I like the pun fine, but I'm tripped up trying to conceive of what "medium rare" even means to a vegetarian.

I would like to take the opportunity to assure everyone that, despite the weightiness of the subject, your mother continues to prove bangable.

More of a Chief Qweef fan, I take it?