Hahaha what a story, Mark!

Well. I assume that part of that whole deal is acquiring the clown-based superpower of packing easily into tight spaces.

It's pretty but it inevitably disappears after a few minutes.

Maybe they should explain to you why they're avidly following porn industry awards?

Yeah, this is really going to move some product:

Thank you, you'll be one of the people I'll be sure to thank by name when I win awards.

Yeah, that would make sense that it would be for that.

This is but a stepping stone to that whole fame and fortune thing.

. . .are you from the future?

Yes, the fortune was in a cookie; I assumed that was too obvious to mention.

Coincidentally enough, we just had a brief work meeting with Panda Express provided, and I ate the last of the orange chicken. My fortune reads: FAME AND FORTUNE LIE AHEAD.

I think the "perhaps yourself" option is the one that applies to you.

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Taste the happy, Michael!

Maybe if he'd been visionary enough to wrap a chalupa in fried chicken he wouldn't have had to run that secret drug empire.

Maybe we're making America great again after all. . .?

No, I'm a fairly biggish Who fan.

Perhaps if you hadn't done it with personal visits to people's showers. . .

That's a pleasantly surprising number of people who're into anal.

Shulkie's got a shower head hooked up to a vat of gin.