You grew up drinking lantern fuel too, huh?

Man, he must be really good at blowjobs to get out of that.

detovpU.

This really should be a factor in college accreditations.

It skipped college and enlisted in the Marines instead.

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Upvoted. Though that wasn't particularly humble. . .

I got a 1600 on the SAT and also have a somewhat above-average penis, yet I still have less money than Ashton Kutcher. Truly there is no justice in this world.

Hey egghead! Sing "Fair Harvard"!

What I really want to know is, why don't you?

God gave you two hands, didn't He?

What's your tally so far?

LICK IT UP!

Well, you work in education, right, so moments like these when you can make a difference increasing someone's knowledge are theoretically what you live for.

She didn't say she wasn't!

Chocolate Rain!

Maybe the delay is about how to work the reveal that the Others were really robot cowboys all along?

Can we just identify who the Jaime Lannister in this analogy is and get him into the Secret Service ?

"A Golden Crown"