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Hang on to your ego
Hang on, but I know that you're gonna lose the fight

You're just an excitable boy.

"You've got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled!"

Aww Warren Zevon :(

You should try to score some ecstasy.

She took the midnight train going anywhere, and look where it got her!

Your Swardsonosity was lacking, eh?

It's not what he says to you that changes your life so much as the divine way he has of licking your face.

But when the person involved is Dylan, do you really think that's going to help at all?

We got computers, we're tapping phone lines, I know that that ain't allowed.

Sure why not

No, but it's fine, it was an out-of-towner hotel quickie so never going to be more than a one time thing anyway.

They're rivals for that K-Stew lovin.

Well slow down now, if his first impulse was to come here and post about it, he can't have gotten that laid. . .

So she wasn't blowing you off after all?

Smart move, because that whole situation would just end up being a spider web with them caught in the middle.

Did the exec also want Archie to be louder and angrier, aside from having access to a time machine?

His Lord Satan had to deploy some seriously dark forces to procure him a supply of hamburgers sufficient to satiate his cravings but hey, a deal's a deal. . .