Yes. . ."if."

If only they allowed write-in votes, I'd go with:

That far in, eh?

With no condoments.

Not Alasondro Alegré!

Nothing gets you off quite like posting under a Billy Joel news story, eh?

Ugh, what is WRONG with you?

That was for me! All for me!

Have you ever watched it on WEED?

HDB's wedding is in few months, right? You with me on taking up a collection for this?

We will bury you with it lodged in your skull, you can rely on us!

Good news! Half of that plan is still workable.

You have the same family tree as in Chinatown?

It's the Rule 34 of Antiquity.

Learning about Cuba, having some food. . .

I don't care what anyone says, he really deserves that Nobel.

Community service.

Fine, I think we all know which way the wind's sucking.

That's why I specified "confirmed."

"Jacob is your mother's lover. I watch them, sometimes from a chair and sometimes from a closet, almost always dressed as Superman."