"Jesus, Colburn, if you wanted to bone my wife all you had to do was ask!"

In ten days, America's first president confirmed to have been involved in the production of a porno will take office. I think we all know which way the wind's blowing.

Tangentially related: the Metropolis Monte Carlo algorithm, a fundamental methodology for using random sampling in computations, was developed by a fellow (who had worked on the Manhattan project) named Nick Metropolis. I've always been a little bit jealous that he had such a cool name.

This raises the question, did anyone ever make a Hinckley shooter game and if not, why not?

And a stray cigarette at the right time can make sure no one ever will!

Really? She said that? No way. . .

someBODY. . .

Couldn't I just get a golf cart, with helicopter blades to change levels without having to wait for the elevator? I thought this was still America, goddammit!

Today's Mallwalkers are tomorrow's Stridemothers.

Except with far less sanctimonious religiosity and more nudism, so he's all right by me!

He's been dead thirty years, you know. . .

Not the way I do it.

Oh, well, ok, good job, everyone, carry on then.

Well, I'm younger than you so. . .i don't know how that's supposed to make you feel better, actually, sorry.

Thank goodness some people are sophisticated enough to appreciate my jokes.

Is that in normal years or ex-junkie years?

Green Day's still only in their 40s? Huh. Seems like they've been around forever. This makes me feel strangely young.

Which are better, Chihuahuas or cats? Think carefully, because there is a wrong answer here.

Byrne

I know a lot of things, why do you ask?