Michael Jordan. He lost a bet.

Do you want to live forever, forever?

Since we're probably at around peak 90s nostalgia now, why hasn't there been a ReBoot reboot?

Wait, so you've been asking to get repeatedly rebooted‽

Jealous!

Really? I should have thought not needing a support bra would be appealing. You can have artificial gravity, if you want, though.

Jon Hamm in blackface?

Space nudeness, on the other hand. . .

RACECAR

I have a feeling he cracked somewhere circa 1985.

I'm upvoting this because you were considerate enough to specify propaganda minister Goebbels, in case we were confused about which Goebbels you were referring to.

Hey, everybody remember Mouth Sounds from a few years back? If not, you should get on that immediately.

Good point.

And spend money like a chump? Libraries for me, poseurs!

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Tanooki or GTFO.

Eh, he's no Stephen Furst.

Get a Bill O'Reilly cameo to apoplectically call everyone pinheads and I'm sold.

Word on the street is that Three Bacons: Applewood is the most crowd-pleasing, but Three Bacons: Maple sounds the most thought-provoking to me.