Oh, don't worry, we unpaid commentors will pick up the slack to tear them each a new one.

Damn kids' wieners. . .wait, scratch that.

I dunno, Xanderpuss's kids sounds pretty cool. He might just be really good at talking them up, though.

Well, sure, but there's nothing wrong with having strict standards, all the same.

What's your Risk strategy?

I got laid for the first time in the year, but it sucked. Oh, and I bought a bed (which wasn't involved in the aforementioned), which was nice.

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How rude!

Upvoted.

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

So they should have Mullen take over the vocals and punch himself up an octave, is what you're saying?

It's short for Geraldine!

They may say that you're a dreamer
But you're not the only one

They got two turntables and a microphone? That's where it's at!

Gerry is Bonobo's wife, and inspiration for many of his songs.

Oh, crap. It's worse.

No, that'd be Gerry & the Pacemakers you're thinking of.

I am broadly in favor of Bono's humanitarian efforts, but promoting Mumford and Sons is a position I cannot support.

What, you've never used the phrase "I am Bender, please insert girder" when talking dirty?

Well, I firmly most people who wear beards shouldn't, so you'll have to make a choice between getting laid and maintaining your image.