Why doesn't she just do what Sharry Bobbins taught us and simply do a half-assed job?

It's going to be set after the events of Jedi, and will take place entirely within the Sarlacc's digestive system. Boba will slowly go insane from the solitude and start hallucinating like Sam Rockwell in Moon.

There will always be a market for people getting hit in the groin on video.

And they'll have to save it over and over again by entering breakdancing competitions! I'm sold.

"C'mon, don't look in another Rick's portal gun. We've all been to some weird places…"

Yeah, that one's going in my personal rotation for sure.

But she's wearing glasses and has paint on her overalls! She's hideous!

Question of the day: Which child would you rather punch in the face? Gavin or King Joffrey?

Unless they bring back Tough Crowd.

Hamm definitely dodged a bullet there. Any woman who says she "doesn't want to play games" in the first two minutes of conversation is guaranteed to be batshit crazy.

"Honestly, Smithers. I don't know why Harvard even bothered to show up. They barely even won."

I think there was a period where Dirty Dancing and Ghost were in serious contention. But America's Swayze obsession kinda tapered off.

Impossible. Everyone knows Ivan Drago was executed after shaming the glorious USSR by losing to an American.

Spoiler alert: In the final scene he kills himself and becomes Casper the Friendly Ghost.

I was gonna start a sing-a-long (type-a-long?) of "Kiss from a Rose," but then I remembered that that was from Batman Forever.

Very much so. The first episode suffers from pilot-itis, since they have to spend a lot of time setting up the general premise and whatnot. After that's all cleared away they can, and do, get fucking weird.

Yeah, I was a pretty big "Pardon My Zinger" die-hard too.

I never thought I'd say this, but thank God for gigantic corporations protecting their copyrights.

They were so ashamed of losing the great lemon tree battle that they dedicated all of their time and resources to becoming better than Springfield in every possible way. Or, you know, the writers gave up on maintaining continuity sometime around season 16 or so.

I don't know about Apatow, but Spade was definitely there because of the network. The second Hardwick uttered the phrase "…whose new special premieres on Comedy Central…" the jig was up. He clearly didn't want to be there, and Hardwick played at pretending to want him there. As long as they don't expand that bullshit…