Thank you. As soon as they mentioned Pam taping the recital, my first thought was, "Oh. That's how they'll show the crew. One of them will pop in to give Jim a tape after Pam inevitably fucks up her video."

Thank you. As soon as they mentioned Pam taping the recital, my first thought was, "Oh. That's how they'll show the crew. One of them will pop in to give Jim a tape after Pam inevitably fucks up her video."

I think the only possible explanation here is that the Boy Scouts are as litigious as the people who own the rights to "Happy Birthday."

He's actually wrong about the raft one. Most rafts like that are only inflatable along the sides, with the bottom being a thin layer of waterproof fabric. Also, it's a goddamn cartoon.

To this day I can't see someone reading without exclaiming, "Egghead likes his booky-book" or see a $20 bill without thinking "$20 can by many peanuts."  What I'm trying to say is, I love this episode and am also insufferable.

By far the most interesting piece of this response is the fact that NASA actually has a division it calls "C3PO." Presumably this is because it was an easier acronym to make than BOBAFETT.

I always thought of Bernie Mac as more of a black King of the Hill. than Curb. Swap out Hank's white Southern values for Bernie Mac's black urban values and it's pretty similar. God I miss both of those shows.

I gotta say, if you showed me just the photos of each network head and had me match them up with their networks, I'd peg this guy for the CW without a second thought.

Yes, but do you remember Crystal Gravy? Ah, what a thrill it was to finally see your meat.

Wait, there's more than one flavor of Fresca? I thought the grapefruit one was the only one.

Does A&E even pretend to stand for that anymore? I though it had gone the way of MTV and TLC and explicitly said, "Fuck it, we're just letters now. Now stop complaining about what our network's supposed to stand for and watch these dumb hicks."

They are British. I assume it's a cultural difference.

They are British. I assume it's a cultural difference.

I'll just go on record as saying that Stingy and Battery: The Movie" would be the first Eddie Murphy movie I pay money to see in at least a decade.

I'll just go on record as saying that Stingy and Battery: The Movie" would be the first Eddie Murphy movie I pay money to see in at least a decade.

As far as I'm concerned, the "Live at Folsom Prison" version is the definitive version of literally every song he performs on that album.

As far as I'm concerned, the "Live at Folsom Prison" version is the definitive version of literally every song he performs on that album.

I would buy at least a dozen copies of a Ruff Ryders Christmas album. It would literally be the only gift I'd give to people the year it comes out.

I would buy at least a dozen copies of a Ruff Ryders Christmas album. It would literally be the only gift I'd give to people the year it comes out.

If all goes according to plan, she'll be in my basement.