If all goes according to plan, she'll be in my basement.

Prediction: The convention will culminate in a giant viewing party for the live airing of the premiere. Unfortunately, the projector showing the episode won't be connected to a Nielsen box, so Community will take a gigantic tumble in the ratings.

Prediction: The convention will culminate in a giant viewing party for the live airing of the premiere. Unfortunately, the projector showing the episode won't be connected to a Nielsen box, so Community will take a gigantic tumble in the ratings.

Yeah, "Clarissa Explains It All" and "Hey Dude" were real absurdist exercises.

Yeah, "Clarissa Explains It All" and "Hey Dude" were real absurdist exercises.

One of the chicks Petraeus banged was an airline hostess. Boom. Done.

One of the chicks Petraeus banged was an airline hostess. Boom. Done.

Either way it looks pretty go-od.

Either way it looks pretty go-od.

I hope someone gets fired over that blunder.

I hope someone gets fired over that blunder.

@avclub-27511755a8b9d7dc6fe13db9bd50a326:disqus Have you ever seen the Romney's talk? Nothing they ever say sounds like it came from an actual human being living in 2012.

@avclub-27511755a8b9d7dc6fe13db9bd50a326:disqus Have you ever seen the Romney's talk? Nothing they ever say sounds like it came from an actual human being living in 2012.

So…is that photo an unrelated still from an episode? Or did NBC send that out with its press release as a way to soften the blow? Either way, it's perfect.

So…is that photo an unrelated still from an episode? Or did NBC send that out with its press release as a way to soften the blow? Either way, it's perfect.

Man, what happened with Legos? They used to be simple. Oh c'mon, I know you know what I'm talking about: Legos were simple?

Man, what happened with Legos? They used to be simple. Oh c'mon, I know you know what I'm talking about: Legos were simple?

Better still, have the two of them color-commentate my entire life.

Better still, have the two of them color-commentate my entire life.

Let's not forget her multiple Teen Choice-Award-nominated turn in "Love Don't Cost A Thing."