My dad fell asleep like 3 minutes into Interstellar. I woke him up but I got those tickets for free anyway. Should've just let him sleep.

Starring Jack Black as the guy who says the thing!

Ugh yeah even Selma had Black Panthers in it.

There are like equal to or greater than 9001 theaters here in Dallas that have beer and mixed drinks. It's the new thing.

Some of the resident hipsters might disagree, but Fresh Prince deserves a spot on this list, specifically for "Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse."

Criminal Minds: I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA?!

Well, 50 of them might be a bit much.

"That's ignorant… don't be ignorant."

Well, it's much harder for him to avoid his lisp and flopping his wrist with that S at the end there.

It's a recipe for… Heartb-TOO MANY COOKS

I'm surprised Samuel L. Jackson hasn't died more. A fuckin shark ate him!

"We've run out of ideas for articles!"

Sounds like you want to be thrown into the Sarlacc pit!

The black stormtrooper seems to be running from a probe droid similar to the one on Hoth. It makes the same noises.

One of my first favorites was Will Smith. No huge regrets tbh.

The first letter in those words spell "riot." It's a clever song and whoever wrote it is clever.

If by "fun" you mean "stupid," I agree.

I didn't really think about Solaris… mostly because I haven't seen it.

She was all, "Ben-Thurr, done that."

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