Nope, the dragons are zombies now too.

I guess you could say this Daddy needed a Puff… FROM HIS INHALER!

They shined it with only the FINEST woodoo hide!

Ha, everyone was too obsessed with baseball cards, beanie babies, and pogs to see the writing on the wall.

This is one of the main reasons she lost, because her people are deluded enough to think she was going to get huge support from Republicans. She should've been nailing down gimme votes in the Hispanic and lower middle class communities, instead she was too busy buying glass shard confetti to dump when she won the…

Titanus. You put the Megadragonzord in Titanus to form the Ultrazord. Now that was a sweet toy. Also the Titanus toy had a motor in it so it could roll across the floor on its own in a straight line.

oh man, I bet you love Five Guys

Idk, I haven't seen the movie, but I'm pretty sure it is about a burger chain. I mean look right there, that's a lot of W's. I think they wouldn't use more than one W unless they were insinuating that the movie is about Whataburger. Or maybe the Whataburger gives Wonder Woman her powers. Like the Lasso of Truth is…

You are accessing this website using the internet. LAWYERED.

I don't know about you, but I'd watch the fuck out of that.

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I can't wait to see what Larry was doing in Paris!

Well, it wasn't a whole season, but he didn't want to do the "new" Seinfeld season until he thought Cheryl would fuck him/get back with him for doing it.

*picture of Hagrid* "You're a unit of power, Harry"

But, like, it DID have Vanilla Ice in it. And I believe the Ninja Rap was in the credits.

That's a shame. I actually liked this one. Bebop and Rocksteady were pretty funny. It's a kids movie, but I enjoyed it. Better than that Civil War fluff.

Or, like, maybe he gave GRRM the idea and he tried to play it off like that was the twist all along. It's not like he's written that much else lately or anything.

That's actually wrong, they were doing "In the Year 2000" long after the year 2000 started/ended.

Now, did you see this, did you hear about this? Word is, Stephen Colbert's show isn't clicking. Did you see this, did you hear about this? *wiggles head from side to side*

"Legend says he always required TP for his bunghole."