Not just a simple doctor, he's a gynecologist.

I knew about this before Stan Lee was born.

Which leads me to ask what we're all wondering, are hot dogs sandwiches?

Netflix?! More like Debtfix!!! (Because he owes me for all those shitty movies I watched!)

A girl at my high school was named Krystal Seeman. I win.

Are they related to Misty Rainfall?

Actually, I think he was 14. He lied about whatever his age was.

I saw an extended preview for it on one of those movie theater previews that run while you wait hours for your movie to come on. It still didn't look good.

Babies having babies!

Makes you wonder why they deleted the scene.

Didn't watch the deleted scene, but I thought it was because he stuck it in his ass. Am I right?

I never noticed that, but for some reason they only had a motorcycle in the bathroom.

That's literally the best idea I've heard all day.

Aqua's Barbie Girl!

Baseball if you're a catcher or a really good outfielder!

Came here for Battletoads, was not disappointed.

"and actually the night before a scheduled acting gig for a director friend of mine because he got called in to work a shift at JCPenney. I'm absolutely not kidding."

Hey now, I'd say you're 50% expert.

…Hannibal is good. And uh, yep. Hannibal.

"That'll do!"? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Classic CBS comedy! Here's an Emmy!