I feel like this is something that was probably mentioned already, but Big Bang Theory. I don't like it, dammit!

His trick for upvotes got me hook, line, and sinker.

Why don't you just wear a sundial instead, Gramps?

My favorite line from the original article I read:

I mean, I've only seen the film once, but that sounds like a load of horseshit. How does the news reporter know he's been gone for 5 months? If there's no villainy going on, why would he care? Why would anyone care or even notice?

I see what you're saying, but in my head I justified it as people in love being stupid, especially teenage people in love.

I didn't even think about that, good point.

I know Clinton used to be enter ARK as your initials and I think you had to press either B or Y when you entered the K (on SNES). Can't remember what Al's was. I never had the edition with Beastie Boys in it.

I need to change my pants.

Dude, the switch was hard to find. It's back there next to the fridge. No, not that fridge! The other one, behind the stairs! No, the other side! Guhhhh I'll get it.

You read a dickload of Spider-Man comments and expected not to see a spoiler? Mmmmmk.

Man, I don't know. I get what you're saying but I didn't at all get the impression that they were trying to take the blame off Peter. I took it more as they were trying to make Gwen seem like Mz. Independent-can't-tell-me-what-to-do which doesn't make sense thematically but doesn't seem "wrong" to me. She's the…

Is this Battletoads?

Haha, now I know why no one says that guy's name.

It wasn't God-made, it was God-breathed.

You're chock full of it.

One of my friends in high school was in Spy Kids 3D. Still haven't seen it. That's all I have to say about that.

I saw that guy outside of the Conan show when they came to Dallas. No idea what his name is, and you sure as hell aren't helping.

This article is cute at all, but where's the mention of Bulk and Skull? Are they going to be in it? How is their endeavor to join the police force going?

You must have a real dumb family.