There's plenty of room for a Pizza Underground documentary or two.

She's pretty much just as hot as she was in There's Something About Mary, maybe hotter. That came out in 1998. Nearly a full 16 fucking years ago.

It's cool that you piped up a day later to reassert that you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Every toy and everything that involved spelling Michaelangelo when it came to the turtles.

I haven't really followed the turtles in the last ten years, so yeah.

Must be hard to post when you can't even read your own comments.

The artist is Michelangelo. The turtle is Michaelangelo. I win.

Now everyone is left to wonder whether or not I was trolling…

Michaelangelo*

Ghostbusters? Now there's an overrated movie you only liked because you were 7.

"Not fit for a gritty reboot"? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!

Wait, there's a Lana Del Rey Network?

Lawwwwww

Man, I guess crime really doesn't pay!

Thankfully it's just an AV Club joke from before my time and not what I thought it was. Carry on.

Oh god, did I just get compared to a BBT character?

Were you the one that was talking about the dude from Passenger sounding like a muppet with his throat stepped on? If not, you know, whatever, I just thought it was a funny comment.

Whatever you say, Mr. Hipster.

This article could have been written before the show even premiered. Wait… was it written before the show premiered?

I actually kinda think the last Wolverine movie fits that description, even if not everyone liked it.