I'm okay with bringing back Cyclops so long as he hangs out on Wolvie's shoulder and annoys the fuck out of him the whole film.

That's not what I said, but if it helps you sleep better at night…

Yep, that's it. That's it right there. I don't like a single fucking Transformers or F&F movie. It has nothing to do with the action. It's the fact that I don't give a fuck about any of the main characters or what they were doing.

Hey man, you gotta move papers somehow, man. Otherwise Upworthy and Buzzfeed are gonna run you out of business.

"how exactly is Drive pretentious"

Hannibal is a milk product. It's wonderful and unique and awesome, but eventually NBC will forget to put it back in the fridge.

You should ask him about it on Twitter.

That's NBC in a nutshell, ain't it?

Live from six feet under a tombstone… It's SATURDAY NIIIIGGGHHTTT!!!!

You mean his face… or his soul?

What's so different about Midwesterners and Hobbitses?

Some say Valhalla is far away, I like to think it's Mjölnir.

I'd say they were just acceptable children's sports movies. Something along the lines of Little Giants, The Big Green, Little Big League, etc. Not good… but they're for children.

Looks like it's Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad, a response to Power Rangers starring Matthew Lawrence.

I also think it's better to say Artoo and Threepio if you're going to abbreviate them. Damn you, Star Wars card game!

Look, I'm a Hodor and I know exactly how to stick it to a Hodor. But when I am FORCED to look at a Hodor and another Hodor… Hodoring in front of my two innocent Hodors, it makes me want to Hodor.

If you ask me, Hodor should only be between one Hodor and one Hodor. Anything else is a sin against Hodor.

I gained true pleasure out of reading this.

For those who don't play Pokemon or don't remember, Agility and Barrier are stat boosters (they raise speed and defense, respectively) and don't do any actual damage.

"I want you to win" - Oprah