No, but I think there's something like that for Family Circus.

It was no Big Willie Style, but it was pretty awesome.

BREAKING Update: This isn't happening.

There was one that was something in Pokemon along the lines of getting to the SS Anne and you had to use strength to move the truck and some sort of secret Pokemon was behind it. You can only get there once so you have to play through the whole game up to that point to do it.

*dumb tea drinks

I played it not that long ago and it's not super hard (it's VERY short), but there are a few sections that are pretty much impossible to get through unscathed. I think part of it is that you can get through it much more easily with two players, but I don't know because I didn't try.

I used to have sex dreams about Gadget. I still have sex dreams about Gadget, but I used to, too.

Agreed. But now I have a sudden urge to have sex with Gadget.

the entire soundtrack

Cowabunga dude, can I interest you in The Word of our LORD Jesus Christ?! Radical!!!

this looks like it's going to be worse than TMNT 3.

They're not teenagers or mutants anymore. They're just dumb fucking turtles with goggles and sweaters.

I'd Venus her de Milo if you know what I'm sayin bro!!!

Are we sure about this?

Why didn't they get mad when Bob Filner stole this joke months ago?

Dude, I get your point. The Enterprise has shields and lasers, pew pew, therefore it's the military.

It's not semantics. If I drive a hummer down the road, that doesn't suddenly make me a soldier. Likewise, Wesley working on the Enterprise didn't make him a military officer.

The Federation isn't a military branch so I don't really see what your father's status would have to do with that.

Agreed about the being involved in important events part, but not the having cadets on the Enterprise part. The Federation is not a military order and the Enterprise is not a military ship. Children and civilians (for example, Guinan) were welcome at least to an extent. He also wasn't a cadet the whole series if I'm…

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