How are little girls going to learn to cook for their men if they keep getting coddled by McDonald's meals cooked by others?

These Duck Dynasty guys seem like they're six feet from the edge of being off the air. I'm thinking maybe six feet is so far down.

[R. Kelly jury selection hearing]

Yeah man, actors who speak English are in short supply. That's why Christian Bale is in everything.

Rufio was a pretty well-known band. I never listened to them, but I definitely heard of them. They're not local to where I live, either.

Or Michael Jackson ;)))))

Khan?! Well who the heck is this "Khan" guy, anyway!?

Well damn, this completely ruins my Golden Globes experience.

Cliffy gets paid whether he upvotes or downvotes you.

It's also why I kill everyone else's parents. I can't deal with the stress of being Batman!

You can haz upvote!!!

They might be able to outinjure Cirque du Soleil's "Wheel of Death" or at least give it a run for its money.

Well, it would be better than goddamn Shane Dawson, that's for fucking sure.

Haha, wives. Amirite?

@avclub-ff8ee1d5c84a9aede7a54344151622cd:disqus corrected me. It's in Murphy. It's over that way, though.

Okay yeah, it's probably Murphy. And I know Fuzzy's moved in over there in Wylie so it's probably that taco place.

Might be an easy joke but it's not an easy job. My boss is always riding my ASS HAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, there's one in Wylie, Texas (Dallas suburb). I drove by it the other day on my way to my buttfuck job in the middle of nowhere.

Everyone's.

Also in the comics he's going to swap genders occasionally, so it's only half-homoerotic.