*chugs lotto tickets in defiance of LDS church*

Cause it's hot, bro.

I watched the documentary Home which is another one of those depressing environmental guilt trips that I love so much. The one impressive thing about it is that it's very global. It shows how all humans are ruining the planet, not just Americans.

Milk of the poppy is people.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus I saw your post post-post but decided not to delete cause AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT

or Rambo: First Blood Part II

I hope they make a spinoff about Batista's new restaurant.

This is like some dumb shit my ex would have written. I bet she'd love it, too.

Sat on by a row of naked women.

@avclub-0dc58c8b977e3911dc82d204d424551a:disqus Except it's not a slant rhyme. It's a regular rhyme.

No one said anything like what you're implying. They should have not even responded since it's such a dumb fucking thing for anyone to care about, anyway.

How about, I dunno, "people"?

I don't think Gay Town has a law against gay marriage. Or, you wouldn't think so.

Maybe it could have Sam Jackson yelling at children, that could be funny.

To think, there must be a whole collection of delectables just sitting there, uneaten by gun-wielding protagonists!

The whole time they're just shooting milk into the sky. It's cool but also a little over the top…

@anniewinters:disqus Seems legit.

I'm gonna STICK HER with my POINTY END HA HA

@avclub-e0f48a1058f0f0204b22d4a2fd6f18ae:disqus It means U2 is popular especially among the douche crowd but also sucks and is overrated.

Actually, it was last season that he lost command of the City Watch.