He completed it by time he completed the distance, which is not impressive at all. They must have measured incorrectly.

Red is definitely the best color a squadron can be.

Give me a break.

I could see him as the Rat King for sure. Not sure if that's what he'd play but he'd be good for it.

I've laid so much pipe that I won the Pipefitters and Plumbers of Northwestern Iowa Lifetime Achievement Award of 2013. But it's just a way of pushing me out the door and into retirement. BASTARDS!

Wait… in which order?

"I knew this Ninja Turtle reboot was gonna suck"

Oh, poor Justin. Had to make an album. Cry me a river.

Nicholson wasn't referencing The Tonight Show when he said "Here's Johnny!", he just had a friend named Johnny who used to surprise him by axing through his door. You know, like a funny prank.

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Someone has a name that is the same as another person's name. One of those people was on TV during the course of history.

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I like boobz

Bill Cosby

Say hi to your mother for me, okay?

"Hi, I'm Michael Shhhcott, I'm a friend firsht, a bossh shecond, and probably an entahtainah third!"

There have been other illegal/immoral things done in previous seasons, even early on.  I read the previous article about making the documentary aspect being a relevant part of the show (and I agree!), but when the fact that it's a documentary would get in the way of a plot point, I don't necessarily think they should…

@avclub-1e9033c2bd98b39139ed45ee8734fed3:disqus Yeah, that was the downsizing episode. Not sure the exact number but it was first season. I don't think they actually considered taking any of the accountants out, and he was going to let Creed go. Then Creed convinced him that the other guy should get laid off. And…

Why, are they like total uggos or something?

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