That's the joke.

But do you get very religious? (When Hov spits them lyrics, do you say "Please father, forgive us"?)

He tries to have it both ways, like Tupac, but he's not able to pull it off. The sensitive stuff comes off as white-knighting, and the tough stuff comes off as posturing.

How do you have -1 downvotes?

But maybe he just wanted to admit to the whole world that he shouldn't have won.

I'm pretty sure it originates from 4chan or Something Awful, so yeah, it might be homophobic. (I still use it though.)

Gotta love "Started from the Bottom", where Drake keeps claiming that he started from the bottom, but never actually says how. Oh, he argued with his mom and had to borrow his uncle's car? I'm not saying those aren't problems, but they sure as hell aren't "the bottom".

I'd kill for a talk show of this caliber today.

You first. Get your fat ass off the computer and go outside. There's life to live.

Disney Channel sure fucks people up.

Can I have your Game Boy?

"Ringo BAD! Lars GOOD!"

Metallica wanted to be the opposite of Motley Crue, not the Beatles. Everyone loves the Fab Four.

That sounds like something a Bob Dylan hater made up.

Detroit Rock City is a great song.

"Oooh, what a charmer! You sexy beast."

I'm laughing my ass off. Love the Beatles, but I can appreciate a good diss.

Beatles! Stop fighting in India!

I don't think he would've wanted to be there. He already gets told every day how awesome his dad was, the same dad who told him "I can't stand the way you fucking laugh!", and who didn't support him or his mother financially.

How does Ja Rule feel about Ghostbusters 3?