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Johnny Wiseau
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That's the idea.

Eat a dick. This song is great.

LOL, Paul McCartney said "bitches" and "snitches". THUG LIFE!

This sentence made me queasy.

No, we can't have weird things on TV! Bring out the boring normal shows!

You don't know when it happened? Here's a hint: it involved blue cat-people.

Daddy is 2000 and late.

You want Marah to grow balls?

Get the yayo.

Screw the rules, I made The Room.

The pre-sinking part of the movie is absolute bunk. It's some of the corniest shit ever.

The sinking is masterfully directed. Cameron managed to make a chaotic disaster coherent and easy to follow. There was nothing that impressive in Avatar, which makes me think that Cameron has lost his directorial vision. He had a great run though.

Alien Ant Farm.

I loved Silver and Cold in 8th grade. Still brings me warm feelings listening to it now.

The Bible lied about heaven AND zombie Jesus.

That fucking bluesy-heavy-fuzz tone man. Dear god.

Okay, that Metallica-inspired shirt is awesome.

The A.V. Club

Some old band? You motherfucker.

YEAH BRO! YEAH!