Eddie Vedder: reluctant messianic cult figure.

No one said they had to be clearly enunciated.

But at least you'll have several hours in line to think about your impending doom before getting on!

Fortunately everyone already likes that song.

Sounds like a hard-boiled thriller.

This is very sad. If only I knew his real name.

Presupposing he had sense to begin with.

American History X, Malcolm X, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, etc.

What is that in Altuves?

What if I kicked him in the leg (the one holding him up, I mean)? Or an axe kick? Push kick? Back kick? How 'bout just an attempt at a feint? Seems like any of those would work.

Family members, pets, body parts, etc.

It happens some times. Nothing to do with my parents, but on paper I should really like Tool. I don't. I like some of the singles, but it has never resonated with me, so to speak.

That's why I take mine to Dog Starbucks.

"He's not moving! What do I do? I know, I'll run right at him with my chin out and my hands down!"

In the reboot, it will be simply "wax" & "wane".

You don't have to put on your red tube.

Probably not worth going back to watch, really. As an amateur high school martial artists, I would have absolutely destroyed Daniel LaRusso. I get that it was supposed to be realistic. But damn. He wasn't very good.

Any word on an Elizabeth Shue sighting?

I miss him already. Now my best pitcher is somehow A.J. Griffith.

Surprising that passed.