I mean, the conclusion isn't in any way surprising, but I did somewhat enjoy the music theory breakdown.

It's really hard to pick just one Beach Boys song, but I might go with "In My Room".

In her defense, she could be ignorant AND and idiot.

He's been trying to get into McDowell's for decades now.

I had heard A to M was more popular these days, but what does the "Z" stand for?

The most cost effective thing is to bring it from home. But transportation can be tricky.

DON'T TREAD ON ME.

That's not a fight, that's an old fashioned ass-whooping.

And now I know (for the time being anyway) what that particular human looks like. Still not sure what he sounds like. And don't even get me started on smell.

Nope. I'm in DFW, the Calgary of the the South (US).

And now I'm imagining the Bugs Bunny cartoon where he keeps drawing a line in the sand and daring Yosemite Sam to cross it until Sam falls off the cliff. Just sub in James Woods and cocaine.

I'm glad that sounds have never made me come. So far. Seems like too many unexpected messes.

Clause, where all people, personal agenda notwithstanding, and taking upon themselves ownership of their own realities, to keep peace within a constructed sentence,….

She was falling out of Marine 1! It was purely a coincidence! Though it probably saved her life.

Are you sure you aren't also my buddy Jon from high school?

Hey, cut it out.

That completely sucks.

Single?

Her ass assaulted his hand.

This Saturday my aunt tried to tell me that Chucky wasn't scary. Of course, she saw it as an adult, not an 8-year-old in world where the "My Buddy" doll was a real thing.