Correct. I don't get it. Please don't send it to me.

Wait a second. LL Cool J. LL Bean. Cool Beans.

Sounds like you need to see your OBGYN.

Accept no substitutions. I'm looking at you, Dildo Thylacine.

Not the pack of gum I was angling for.

"Home Depot Order blahblah. Your order is ready for pickup! Visit the E Ft Worth Store #6534 customer service desk. Reply 39912 to stop receiving the messages".

Won a contest.

8 year olds, dude.

You mean you aren't watching all seven iterations of the Big 10 Network that PSVUE comes with?

You fixed the cable?

Indeed. Tried a couple passive ones that worked reasonably well. Ended up with an amp built in. Got all kinds of channels (including the 3 PBS) versions. Also, couldn't get CBS at all in my area with passive. Even the boosted version had trouble. Had to manually add CBS (Ch 8 in my area) at which point it picked it…

Maybe they just believe that men should share in the cost/procurement of pregnancy tests? And it's never too early to think about retirement.

Man, I missed this whole show. Is it on Netflix? I was thinking about binge-watching it if I get a chance.

Or the Minnesota Vikings.

Mmm. Hotlinks.

Eddie Arcadian does TRY to shoot Bruce Leeroy. TRIES.

Sadly yes. I had the one with the karate uniform. Pink hair. I have no idea why I had that. I was clearly too old for it. Peer pressure man.

Based on the name of the show, I just assume it was Kevin James in various lines for 23 minutes at a time.

God gave cock and bull to ya.

Hmm. Apparently I replied to myself, which looks self-aggrandizing and possibly insane. Kinda lessens the impact, but please see above.