* Sings "Monster of the Week", a slight adaptation of "Freak of The Week" by Marvelous 3. Enjoys the thought that he may have gotten that stuck in someone's head.

Then our business here is concluded, good sir.

I doubt the veracity of your statement, sir.

If it has Louis Gossett Jr., I'm in.

Too hot?

They are the worst out of the variety pack that has Special Dark, Mr. Goodbar, and Milk Chocolate.

Please, we prefer "melanin-deficient".

And he's out for revenge! On sharks, apparently.

But will someone be constantly talking over it while the electronic words & emojis of morons scroll across every square inch the screen?

But my toddler loves big trucks. These gentlemen are simply in touch with their childhoods.

Or stuff him with shit and call him Asshole.

Every time I see "Laurel Canyon sound" I imagine there is a female porn star by that name. Her predominant sound is moaning. B+.

Didn't we already have an all-girl metal band called Kitty?

Maybe. But he fights with his hands down.

It really depends on the man. You should ask him/her before beginning. Make sure to brine both the inside and the outside thoroughly.

Damn. Beat me to it by mere minutes.

Children are ever so tender.

As long as you agree to not leave without permission.

Clutch?

Sweat ketchup?