Beef AND rabbit, how fancy! Oh, I see.

You'd think the fact that he was smiling for the camera and the photo has been notarized by Bartman himself would be a bigger deal.

Not bottomless. Big bottom. Or better yet, fat bottom.

I have poor taste in tastes. I'm OK with that.

People, feel free to use the term "fur babies" if your heart desires it. Just ignore the mockery. I usually keep it to myself anyway.

All my high school lawn-mowing money got me all the way through college with no debt.

Because I don't like the flavor of dark meat. Again, and I can't stress this enough, when discussing poultry only. White meat may not have as much flavor, but it will readily take on just about any flavor you put on it. Defense rests, but reserves the right to call rebuttal witnesses.

So you're saying that Priest should abstain?

I keep trying to re-sod my lawn with them, but it's mostly just that hard red Texas clay.

Depth perception is very important in beach volleyball.

I'll just keep enjoying boneless wings for less money. I'm not a fan of dark meat poultry either, in a purely culinary sense.

He's just shooting all these movies at the same time. The directors get to pick and choose from everything that was shot to put their films together. Like Duplo blocks.

I figure if we're re-casting Gilligan's Island, Kevin James is your new Skipper.

That may be the basic conclusion I've come to on it. Nice to know, but it probably won't help me in composition or improvisation. I either don't understand the concept, or I understand it and have no use for it. Still seems kind of mysterious for some reason.

No idea. Something "property" probably.

Given our preoccupation with ourselves and our screens, this sounds like a money maker. You're just never really sure when the movie ends.

I've read that. I've also read that playing C major scale over a D minor chord puts me in the Dorian mode. But does that actually matter to me? It seems like I'm playing in key either way I interpret it. I might not emphasize the the same notes over different chords, which is basically how I've thought about it so…

Maybe that's the problem. I'm usually at a loss for bomb grooves.

I've still never totally wrapped my head around the musical concept of a "mode". Every time I try to research it, there seem to be conflicting definitions and then more specific music theory lingo that frankly doesn't help an amateur such as myself. And maybe that means it doesn't matter for me.

I don't know.