There are entire buildings filled with books filled with stuff I don't know.

Hockey I like.

I hate those "whoa, okay" moments. Mainly because I don't know what the fuck that means.

Dumber than Vigo the Carpathian?!?

Possibly a dearth of interest.

But still on the right hand side of the road, right? Right!?

He said Pepsi, not Dr. Pepper.

To be honest, if it were a safety issue I'd be fine with that. But it almost certainly wouldn't be.

They will attempt to break anything you give them. Not unlike Fred Durst, in that way.

That's what I learned from Joe Dirt.

But not nearly as bad as auto-erotic gentrification.

Scared the shit outta me. I mean last week.

And you can do so much with General or Major. Colonel would sound good too, but then you'd have to contend with people saying it phonetically.

Don't you have to clear waivers first?

Doltron.

Almost like real, European royalty.

And that used to be OK.

Sure, if you insist on it being right side up when the pooping commences.

I like all of Pablo Honey. "I Can't" is one of my personal favorites. But then I stopped paying much attention after Kid A. So my opinions aren't to be trusted.

When the glass transitions from half-full to half-empty you have a real job.