And the vodka extracted from them sucks.

I really haven't spent enough time with a real Gibson to accurately compare them. But I've had the same Epi G400 for the last (my God) 20 years. The only real modifications were I changed out the tuners and got a roller bridge because I had a habit of breaking strings in my reckless youth. It seems to keep intonation…

I don't doubt the existence of the phenomenon, just kind of poking fun at the marketing wording used to sell guitars. One man's 'bright' is another man's 'brittle'. One man's 'warm' is another man's 'muddy'.

I only wish I were a Gibson heathen. I'm really an Epiphone heathen. I got one early on, assuming my natural talent would one day make it sensible to pay for a real Gibson. That didn't really work out, so I stuck with the Epi.

But how do you feel about the Americans Football?

I always thought they were 'brighter'.

But how does a man of no discernible talent such as myself reach stardom these days? Is it still porn?

Must be all the money then.

Something something about the presses already being stopped is part of the reason this kind of story could ever be considered news.

And a quick re-write to bring it into our reality:
"orgies, Sprite, herpes, pimps, trolls, walruses, and lots of human fools"

Just makes me want flautas. Or even flautitas.

Is this good for the Company?

Or determine if you have a high risk of heart disease, cancer, etc. that they don't want to subsidize.

Or it will know you're sick before you do and either cancel your coverage or increase your premiums 8000%.

Worked for Simon Phoenix.

They will also pay for the removal cost when they lay everybody off, though it should be noted that some cost-saving measures have been taken in the removal procedure. Only choices are battle-axe and cleaver.

Sounds like either an isolated idiot or poorly conveyed sarcasm. I've never heard any Texan pronounce it that way. Lived here my whole life.

Fortunately, my bikini zone is hip & trendy. Especially my hips.

Too much personality.

Who knew he'd end up more hated than a convicted rapist and Tom Arnold?