I'm not sure I've ever laughed as hard as when Richard Simmons was the guest, though I don't remember anything specific about it.

Color me bad at wordplay.

Shitty wide-receiver though.

That's a stealth "69", which I think is still illegal in Alabama.

Especially if you knock back a few during lunch. Always puts me in a better mood.

Then consider me Miles Davis.

Sorry, should have been more clear. Please amend to "old-timey English accent I can fake my way through".

Well you see, we have so many national and global businesses headquartered here which gives us such a strong economy. Just because we secede doesn't mean that oh shit where are they all going?

YOU WILL BE WELL FED AND WARMLY WELCOMED AND THEN WE WILL FUCK YOU UP!

Sure, that might be true, but if I do that no one will be able to tell when I'm trying to use my old-timey English accent?

Ouch. That's probably the worst outcome. Second worst is obviously if R. Kelly's countryside was ravaged by his mortal enemy, who was then forced to return to defend his homeland.

Bill Murray in Stripes:
" Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?"

I tried Way To Normal, but it kind of irritated me more than anything. I don't know if I ever really tried the others. Rockin' The Suburbs is a very good Ben Folds album.

Buddy of mine in high school played piano in a band with 5 members.

Others have already answered your question. But if you happen to be a Ben Folds Five fan, you should at least check out Ben Folds' solo album Rockin' The Suburbs. If you are not a Ben Folds Five fan, then there's not much point listening to any of his solo releases.

In spinner form.

Depending upon orientation at insertion, it could be used as a convenient axis to spin upon. Not that you should do that either.

I wonder what it's like making a career out of playing notes no one can actually discern.

He's simply gesturing for a Pepsi Free.

We don't want to be doomed to repeat it, whatever it was.