"Former Disney child actor recedes into anonymity after neighborhood father of three publicly beats him to pulp in front of the actor's former supporters. Reportedly, the assailant had no idea who he was pummeling, but simply didn't have the patience for this shit encroaching on his few remaining moments of peace."

Sorry, I thought he somehow raised by huskies. I'll try to read more carefully next time.

Oh, how I miss the days of being able to actually work on and improve my quickly declining musicianship. I guess the sliver lining is that it wasn't that great to begin with. Starting to write a new song with the boys, but these tend to take us several practices to complete. And then I'll have to work on the lyrics.

Weird. You also just made me visualize a horde of $2 bills sweeping across the Eurasian steppe.

Really? I thought they'd stopped making them. Haven't seen one in quite a while.

We could always move away from rational numbers completely for the US. I'd love to spend $π on a slice of pie. Or $Euler on a throwback Oiler's jersey.

Bring back the $2 bill and put Fred Durst on it.

Can't have a defeatist attitude about it. You could be that dung pile and lure the fly back.

I'd eat tzatziki on just about anything. Truly, we are a divided nation.

BBQ sauce is great for mixing into the beans, slaw, mac n' cheese, or whatever other sides you have. But if the meat is done right, it should be just window dressing. Unless you really like it. Then it's fine.

You really can't go wrong. A scoop of each please. Or maybe mixed berry. Or cherry. Or even apple. Have I ever mentioned that cobbler is my favorite dessert of all time?

Mmm. Peach cobbler.

So they looked at what Taco Cabana has pretty much always done and said "why not us too"?

I hate getting nefarious shit on my foot.

Think more tequila with refritos instead of the worm. There may also be worms.

For those times when you really need to take a shit but absolutely do not have time to do so!

Make sure you check the origin of those arteries though. If you're US and end up with UK arteries you have to remember to buy the converters too.

Extra spicy enchiladas. Goes right through me.

I considered polling some British people, before my nuptials of course.

Yeah, but look at all the built-in storage. And that sweet porch. And it would be oh-so-nice not to have to clean the door on my shower, which I'm sorry, can only be described as a cell. I don't even have direct overhead lighting in there! You'd think that would be a requirement.