"We're worried, need money."

And way better than the John Holmes flavor "The Harder They Cum".

Judge Smails?

Lotta gristle.

Sounds hot.

Our St. Bernard could jump from the ground onto his home-made doghouse, and then onto the roof from there.

Makes sense to me. "Yeah, uh, forget about the police. Talk to a mediator."

This has gotten so political. It used to be about the stench of searing human flesh and the sheer spectacle of immense suffering, man.

To say nothing of Hiroshima or Nagasaki. USA! USA!

She murders all her partners immediately.

Is there a MMILF show in the works? So we can compare/contrast?

I made it to "Phrygian caps" and laughed out loud. I don't know why that detail did it, but here we are.

You're not the boss of me, now.

I always thought his "Heardsmen" period was underappreciated.

There is no talking in the Men's Room. Unless at the sink, and only if they are suitably isolated from the urinals/toilets/troughs.

Hmm. What would "pooping in" actually consist of? I make it a point to always poop out, usually into either a waiting toilet or a prepared bit of ground which I will then cover with soil to keep scavengers away. Do people insert the poop into their rectums? Do they poop directly from one rectum to another? I'm not…

Right Boaz, some wonderful, magical animal.

Good to see beardo Jim Carrey still doin' stuff.

I don't know about you, but confused external stimulus really helps me think my way out of a stressful situation.

I thought the Jobs already died of cancer. So confused now.