To pile on the anecdotal evidence, my toddler already instinctively knows that farts are funny. I did not teach him this. But he immediately laughs and says some variation of "I tooted!"

That isn't Faire.

Just beat it.

What the fuck is that on her nose? It doesn't seem practical, fashionable, comfortable, or any other positive words I can think of right now.

You had to do extra credit to avoid failing? I think I've seen this scenario before. Always has a happy ending.

I actually like that song a lot. Mostly for the last bit where they go from Cmaj7 to Gmin7 minor so the Fmaj7 sounds like the proper resolve. It isn't anything too fancy, but I love that transition.

He thinks it's shitty.

That's her fortissimo.

When he takes performance enhancing HGH he's Kenny G Augmented.

I seem to remember G's unit being rolled out several years ago.

Sounds fine. But just know that FoxSports SW is the dealbreaker. No FSSW, no deal.

I just figured hot dogs, pitas, wraps, tacos, burritos, etc. weren't sandwiches because they already have another name that doesn't include the word "sandwich".

We always knew there something going on with George and Mr. Limpet's wife. Now we "get" to see how it all started.

They keep both hosts and both shows, but they make them switch.

So Belgium, Deutschland, and Thailand?

Something can be edible, but not eatable.

Dad!?

Just seems like it would be so hard on the knee, hip, and ankle joints.

The size of the jar is the only thing that separates us from the animals.

We all have to make that tough/pointless decision at some point.