Don't go for too hot. That may be a symptom of syphilis.

I love the thought leader.

Sage advice for troubled times.

Listened to the Blink-182 thing. I don't know much of anything thing about Coldplay. But that's what Coldplay sounds like to me. Or Snow Patrol.

Well, just either add or subtract 1, and that really ought to do it. Unless you are at either positive or negative infinity.

And intimating that maybe you should fuck off.

They are in foxholes.

* Homer Kong eats Shirley Temple.

Maybe it's a more general term and I've only heard of the FTW version because I live there. Though there does seem to be a certain amount of pride. The Flying Saucer's original location had a rent-able upstairs section called "Half-Acre Hall". They moved when Sundance Square was re-done a few years ago. And the new…

Word. And I like Val Kilmer. "Fat" just works really well there because it almost works as a near-rhyme with "Mad" if you run it together real fast. And because he was kind of fat for a while there.

Even though I hate this kind of insult, he could also go with FatMartigan.

To be honest, I have steered away from that kind of beer in the past. Although I usually end up liking them in spite of my quasi serious beer drinker attitude. Not sure what Shiner's reputation is these days, but I actually liked their prickly pear beer quite a bit.

Will do. And it looks like Prairie is from OK, so there's a real possibility of me finding it in DFW. I haven't noticed it thus far, but I will look again next time I stock up. Thanks for the tip (huh huh).

It resides in all cheeks. And apparently pussies too, per the "cunning linguist" post.

You are reasonably reasonably well-adjusted Mardigan!

But now you know these things about this subject. So you got that going for you. Which is nice.

And possibly Thin Lizzy. Or maybe just Irish folks in general.

Sweet child?

Any idea why the name is "Halfacre"? Initial lazy internet search was fruitless.

Abita Pecan in the fall. Something about that particular pecan-flavored beer just beats all the rest I've tried.