I recall having a Rodenbach Original in the recent past and really enjoying it. But I doubt they have the distribution in my area to make good comparisons.

That actually sounds interesting. Too bad I don't have Berkley money.

The Wild Lives.

It opened up my eyes. Almost like circles themselves.

Skunky. They prefer skunky.

Can't the whole thing be scary? I don't particularly want corporations OR governments having that much access to my personal business. I did kind of gloss over the corporate data mining aspect, but then again I'm just an internet idiot.

Tapes plural. If he's really that much of a lothario and exhibits the suggested exhibitionist streak, chances are there are many self-made tapes of this man's o-face.

I'm not sure if one can distinguish between a bad Keanu Reeves impression and any other Keanu Reeves impression.

#9 will thrust you into a dream world indistinguishable from the one you inhabit now!

Hopefully, this will lead to a micturation between the two parties.

That actually does look pretty cool. Yeah, I wasn't really sold on the tiny electric motors that automatically move the actual tuning pegs. Seems like it would throw the weight off, or burn out, or eat batteries, or something. I'm sure I'd eventually get used to the slanted/curved frets, though that would only help…

P.S. - I am not a crackpot.

Oh, and I forgot about self-driving cars. It would be so easy to send them a mode change command that completely disabled driver inputs, assuming the shadowy government code to do so is already in place. Dun Dun Dun!

"See my cool new phone? It knows where I am at all times."

Now now, we both know that a Floyd Rose can't possibly battle those kind of temperature changes.

How does he keep that thing in tune that close to a flame thrower?

So they fired the reporters and kept that guys that make me automatically change the channel? I assume the digital side will at least hold onto Zach Lowe.

Easy Chair E.

Iced Tea, w/ Lemon.

Not from Riggs & Murtaugh, you don't.