Think of the production savings!

"To be, or not to be? Not to be."

Jake the Snake eschews a shirt most days. Snake Plissken almost always wears pants.

* East Bound And Down plays in the background.

Headline: Dinosaur Eggs Solve World Hunger!

"There's another island! But this time is different. We're raising them for meat! What could go wrong?"

Like, 3/5ths of the time.

I have to be honest. I thought the mouse singer in the tavern was hot. No mice were harmed in the making of my childhood/adolescence.

Stay in your Nathan Lane.

I can't wait for Star Wars: Episode XXX.

You could also remove the word "used" from your sentence and still be correct.

Cloud. I fuck mostly normal.

The Bubble Boy & Bubble Girl population is on the rise?

Which made me think about bunnies, which made me think about Bugs Bunny, which made me think about fricasee, which brought me back to fricate. Quite a ride, thanks.

I misread that at "dory-face" the first time through. Really had me thinking.

Damn, forgot about Malt-O-Meal. Way better than regular cream-of-wheat, which I actually do have at my desk because it comes in an instant formula. Haven't found instant Malt-O-Meal yet.

I have always loved malt. Malts over shakes every time. I can't buy Whoppers anymore because I don't work out enough to burn them off. I love malty beer especially. I always forget that most places don't carry malts until I walk up to the counter and look at the menu. I don't know anything about Malta, but it is my…

What, they just hired a hooker. Read the story.

Yes, let the nostrils clear.

Based on the picture in the middle of the text, I will take two please.