Only been to Mellow Mushroom once or twice, but it was good. And I never expected to see Plano cited as the leader in fast food consumption. I don't spend a great deal of time there, but it just seems like another piece of the same suburban hellscape that permeates the DFW area.

I'll have to take your word for it.

There are also reaction vids to porn. These are also porn.

Anybody know what the fuck this kid is saying?

With exceptional clarity.

I know Van Wilder isn't a great movie, but I always laugh when Paul Gleason says:
"Nice place you got here Wilder. Decorated in early fuck."

I got yer oral sex joke right here!
(Gestures vigorously towards crotch)

The most special of effects.

I think I read that Crichton tome.

Is it Portland?

Maybe I'll try mezcal or tequila again at some point. But I'm a little gun-shy after my first/only tequila experience. Only like half a cup. And then I sat on a couch for the next 3 hours afraid to move while a dance party raged all around me.

Or, based on his interest in technology, the bus in question is a data bus.

I'm not really familiar with their work, outside a few mp3s I downloaded. But the 17 years thing caught me off-guard. Then I did some math. Then I realized I've been in the same band for almost 20 years with little to no success. Then I started thinking about what I've done with my life.

Extreme East Side FTW represent!

The worst part is the constant "jokes" from Bob Saget.

I noticed that my Vizio TV the MyList feature disappeared. But it re-appears when I log-in via Roku. And the layouts are quite a bit different.

One of those real-life "I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry" situations. I've seen it play out a million times.

Are they? Seems like every time I order one it is covered in sauce. But then I've never really looked at the history of them.

Sorry man. Don't worry, Atlanta probably has something awesome that we don't have in DFW. So we can be equally bitter and defeated.

Whataburger has a "taquito" which isn't fried. More like a burrito, but isn't completely wrapped up and meant to be eaten with hands.