Now all I can think of are vast fields of women just waiting to be harvested. But then, I'm a Sentinel.

Dude, I'll take that wood stove if you aren't using it. In fact, if you have any survival gear you don't want I can always use more camping supplies. Since Jive Jr. appeared on the scene I haven't had the extra scratch to waste on useless/awesome backpacker gear. Should be some overlap.

Any hedge is a maze for ants.

Perhaps with kids as targets? They're so slow and don't quite understand line of sight from my perspective!

But who is going to save that baby from the Goblin King?

I heard quyzbuk is just the same as a kwyjibo. Only thing different is the racing stripe.

Perhaps we could create some sort of t-shirt to indicate how original we are and then commodify our sense of superiority.

Dealer's choice.

Yes, but eventually you (hopefully) learn to control it and deposit your streams into an appropriate receptacle. Like the side of a bar.

I see cheesy puns are your Roquefort-e.

Why you trying to write that word?

I like money. We should hang out.

Shark Rats!

By wild animals, perhaps?

Could be worse. Could be Stallone. Either one.

You might even say there is a Scoleri Coterie.

You've seen the Rock in the Ring… now see the rock on that ring!

I spend an inordinate amount of time watching 20-year-old millionaires chase a ball/puck/etc. Watching them hit each other isn't much more of a stretch.

He and Kevin Eubanks are still doing the show in one of Leno's garages to this day. Sure, it isn't "on the air" (which is kind of amazing in the age of Hulu, Netflix, public access TV, and YouTube), but stop by some time for a "laff".

I'm sure there's a bit about elephants, big budget, peanuts, etc.; but it just isn't coming to me so early in my morning.