But not with CuddleBastard.

Soundtracked exclusively by the band Rufio?

I too own the poop-colored micro-fiber couches. Love seats recline and have a center console. Outer parts of the couch also recline. And of course the single chair reclines, but also rocks. Only problem is we've used the rocker so much putting our toddler to bed it now squeaks loudly enough to be heard throughout the…

Right or left?

Disparagin' Independence Day (film or holiday), that's a paddlin'.

Ah yes, the "we're kicking your ass anyway, so who cares if we cheated a little" defense. Surprisingly effective.

How'd that be for an obituary:

Preach. I can't justify the cost of these damned things. I'm not against smart phones; I know if I had one I'd use it all the time. So I'm holding out as long as I can with my little slider phone with the real keyboard. It cost me $1.

I've tried them all. But then I have a problem.

And I'd throw in Día de Muertos for reminding us we're all gonna die.

Lithgow was great in that. Plus it was fun to see Derice as a bad guy.

Convincingly?

Minus The Grizzly Bear Vs. Sharks Keep Moving.

It does indeed sound like Minus The Bear. Which I like (Rip Taylor voice). Guess I'll be spending more money.

Or maybe if you don't like fish at all. What's "dumb acai" & "poke bowl"?

I'll go with Love Oak Cliff, though it works better if you change the order.

Done. It's going to be John Malkovich.

I know, I miss Brandon Lee too.

Is this one of the vultures from The Jungle Book?

The pretzel money?